Call of Duty Black Ops 15th Prestige

20. student. single.

I'm Sidney. My favorite things are cats, beer, and cute people. I've been told I'm a lot like a female Seth Rogen, which intself is pretty bitchin'. Some people call me Poison Ivy.




lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 


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The Many Messages of Andre 3000


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6, 13 & 40
by Anonymous

6. Have you ever been called a tease?
- yeah. It’s not always intentional, though. Most of the time, it isn’t. I’m pretty flirty but I don’t think that should always mean I’m a “tease”. I’m never actually into more than one person at a time.

13. Do you believe in love?
- I do, but I’m not sure that I’ve really felt that way before, meaning I probably haven’t.

40. Are you currently in a relationship?
- I wouldn’t mind being in one, but I’m not presently and won’t until I meet someone that sweeps me off my feet and thinks I’m just fine the way I am.


why do people say that pointing out violence against women in videogames is censorship :(


if you’re a girl who likes girls, reblog this. I want to follow you and love you and flirt the shit out of you.

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Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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The older I get the more I seem to understand this


The older I get the more I seem to understand this

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it is literally so amazing how fast so many men switch from “mildly harmless” to “fucking call the police” the minute you say one negative thing to them.

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I literally never get asks

Check out my tan

Check out my tan

be nosy please
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

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Weight gain Tips From Chris Pratt

this man is a gift and we must cherish him

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My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

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